He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A+ Viking dick
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
