Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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