Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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