i don't plan on having that self control this summer
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?