ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?