I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?