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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

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• (716): View more from New York

  dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming

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• (650): View more from California

  There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.

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• (559): View more from California

  I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.

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