My brain says no but my pants say off.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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