I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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