i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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