I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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