I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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