He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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