oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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