The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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