so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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