well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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