What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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