You made me cry and you don't even care
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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