I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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