If that was your dad, he is hot
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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