I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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