I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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