I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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