I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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