If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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