How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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