Sponge bath it is.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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