Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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