I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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