How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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