he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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