And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
ok first of all what the fuck
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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