Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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