Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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