i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?