She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
