when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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