You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
