her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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