Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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