their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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