My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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