Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
