i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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