I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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