Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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