She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The adults are the big ones right?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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