It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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