Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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