I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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