Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!