I wanna bring you to show and tell
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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