I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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