She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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