The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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