Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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