Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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